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BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea. (I drink an OCEAN of tea a day, dude)
[x] You know what a trolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 5

AUSTRALIAN
[ ]You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something. (I have if australian-wool-sweater counts)
Total = 3

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is among the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 2

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 1

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can live with cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 3

POLISH
[x] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[x] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 3 (phew, I don't like bein polish, though... when I hear about a guy in Portugal who was beating his wife and he've said that polish LAW allows men to beat women... Sometimes I think I'd rather be british or german.)

Irish
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland....
[ ] You have/had blond hair
Total = 2

ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 0

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German. Tiny bit ~
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 4

CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 3

FRENCH
[ ] You like French toast.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 0

AMERICAN
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total = 1

NORWEGIAN
[x] You like/hate the rain.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 2

I'm British, wooo! And a bit German. Great owo!